"Your chair, I think, has broken. I'm not sure how, but pieces of it were thrown over the fence...probably by the girls, but maybe me."
(in response to that "What If God Was One Of Us?" song on the radio.): "...Can we listen to something else? This is AWFUL."
"I'm half Sonic and half Mario. And half Luigi. And half person. And half shadow."
"Arrrrgh. I'm so *young* right now."
(While watching a Quidditch scene in a Harry Potter movie.) "I just don't understand wizard basketball."
Re: Billy Corgan) Sam: "Why does that guy sing like he's mad?"
Me: "Sam, clean your room."
Sam: "Why can't you just pay a servant to do it?"
Sam: "Why can't you just pay a servant to do it?"
Abbey loosened part of the door frame. Sam: Thanks a lot Abbey for wasting all our money." Abbey: "You're welcome." Sam: "I meant the rude kind of thanks."
Sam, to me: "Why do people like vanilla more than chocolate? It's so old school."
Sam just informed me that he needs to take a gift to day care because "I have a girlfriend. A real girlfriend. That I'm gonna date."
Sam left his lunch in my car. Fortunately, they were serving something in the cafeteria he's not allergic to. Unfortunately, he informed his teacher he would not eat it because "cafeteria food is one step above prison food." She bought him McDonald's instead. *facepalm*
Dropped Sam off at the bus stop and sat in my car to watch him get on. He came running back over to my car. I figured he left his lunch or library book. "I just wanted to wave bye to you", he said. :)
Got a note home from Sam's teacher. He apparently interrupted a pop art presentation by his art teacher to set her straight about what pop art *really* is. The note was worded just like this, even with the emphasis asterisks. And I think it's kind of hilarious.
sam to weed: you wanna dance with me?
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